Hi I'm Shannon and I'm perfect.

thegayloki:

danglingthpider:

rabioheab:

rabioheab:

i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures

i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly

don’t be a celsiass

its too fahrenlate 

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honksy:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”

(Source: greelin, via dinkweed)

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**LILB CURES WORLD HUNGER**

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1 day ago

sacaswagea:

“if ur ready CUM and get it”

haha only 18+ will get this one. :PPP

(via dinkweed)

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freakvevo:

*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*

(via bowlingforsoup)

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